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Dusan Writer’s Self-Watering Tree

Adz — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:36:18 +0000

		Dusan Writer: See my scary upside down self-watering tree? Adz Childs: I love it! Umm.. Dusan? All trees are self-watering. Dusan: Hmmm. Well, this one is reservoir-watering… with mineral water. Dusan: It’s a very finicky tree. Adz: How does it work? Adz Childs climbs it.
Dusan: Ok, well, see it’s a zero gravity tree. The tree has no gravity so it floats, which is why you need to chain it down. As it floats, air molecules are captured via transduction technology. Adz: But the Earth has gravity. This is the real world, Dusan. Dusan: No, this is Winterfell. There are many odd inventions and curiosities here. Adz: ok! Adz Childs starts to believe.
		Dusan: See, I bred the gravity out of the tree after 922 generations of cross pollinating various tree species. I would look for lightness – wavy branches, bright leaves, and would cross breed them until the tree became so light it floated away. Then, invented transduction technology in order to populate the reservoir and so this tree can even survive in the desert. Or, can be eaten for dessert.
Adz: Where does the water come from? Dusan: hmmm. Dusan: See, that was the problem. I forgot to put in a spigot or something. Adz Childs interrupts. Adz: No. I mean, what fills the resevoir? Adz Childs taps the glass.
Dusan: It’s self-replicating water of course. You start with a few drops of water, and they breed. Dusan: … um. or something. Dusan: Maybe i should modify the water system. Self-replicating water is dangerous if you let it go unchecked. Oh yeah… I will need to put the campfire other side of the lot. This particular tree has a particular paranoia about open flames, which most trees do of course, but this one tends to freak out more than usual.
		Adz: What happens if you drink the water? Dusan: I dont know if I recommend drinking it. Adz: Can you make it sprinkle again? Dusan: hmmm. Yes, i think so. Adz: That’s neat, Dusan. Dusan: Well — I should go and write a speech or um watch tv, one or the other. Good night kiddo, and thanks for dropping by. PATENT PENDING

Pterodactyl

Adz — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 12:15:35 +0000

Seth came over. He said sorry for missing my party.

He got me a toy Pterodactyl!

What should I name it?

I got it!

There.

Then he took me out to a club for kids. But he didn’t wanna dance. That’s okay! We just sat and watched the other kids.

Rezday 3 Part 2

Adz — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 15:19:09 +0000

Part 1: Rezday 3 [Update 1 2]

It’s my rezday! Yay! Look! My dads threw a party for me, outside of the RanDom Amusement Park, and they invited all my friends!
		Wow look at this awesome party Dad! Thanks! hugs
We ran inside to the party. Koffeekid was the DJ for me. The music was good. He messed up the Happy Birthday song, but that’s okay.
	Inside the party, the kids all played tag. I opened a few presents. I met some new friends!
		Gary the Snail and Spongebob visited! Gary left dangerous patches of snail slime all over the dance floor. Koffeekid had to announce a warning about it.
And Patrick too! What Gary has in snail slime, Patrick has in idle drool.
		Gel came and gave me a hug. I can never figure this out. When I hug Gel, I’m the one who gets squished into a tight little ball. ??? Anyway. squish
Look at everyone who came to help me celebrate! I felt really happy.
		Marianne visited the party. She has crutches because she twisted her ankle at a bad sim crossing. She came just in time for ice cream! Yum!
After the party, some of the kids stayed to go on rides in the amusement park (( I got a kid AO from Tiger Animations from Randy and Domineck )) Look what I can do! I can roll! Watch! Are you watching?? Watch!
		After that, Sok, Gel, Trodden, and I went to Sok’s meadow. And Trodden gave me a new pet bunny! As for Sok’s new hatchling…
Adz Childs listens carefully. Adz Childs: …it sounds like he’s saying “pee! pee!”. I think we should call him “Peepee”. Sokmunky Rutabaga: Adz, you think that’s the right name?
		Adz Childs: Yeah.

Thanks, everyone! -Adz

Rezday 3 [Update 1 2]

Adz — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:58:40 +0000

It’s my rezday! Yay!

I started the day by visiting the Milk N’ Kookies show at their new studio in Milk N Kookies Headquarters, KIC (65, 207, 26)
		Koffeekid, who is my cousin and host of the show, wished me a happy birthday on the air! I jumped up and down as everyone in the studio wished me a happy birthday! Milk N Kookies is now officially listed in SL WIki, under the heading Second Life Podcasts. Now, please vote for MnK in the First Annual Second Life Residents’ Choice Awards
Update 1: Here is the Event listing for my RezDay party. Adz Childs 3rd Rezz Day Party. giggles
Update 2 Sokmunky invited me to her chicken pen. She said a new chick is going to hatch today. I can name it. It’s going to be a boy. You can see the egg in the front of this picture. It’s gold!

Trodden’s Street

Adz — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 00:39:26 +0000

I wandered into Trodden’s yard after school. He lives on a quiet block. He gave me some fruit punch. His ((imaginary)) mom is so nice! We played inside for a bit. We found some fireworks in the basement. I said we should light them at the end of the block, away from the houses and trees. It was fun!

Demolition Derby

Adz — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 12:53:25 +0000

Friday was my brother David’s rez-day. So on Sunday the RanDom family hosted a demolition derby in our amusement park.

David was in the first heat. Here’s a pic of him smashing into another car. How can you see over the dashboard, David?

David won the first heat.

David, looks like you have another option for what you want to be when you grow up!

Random Amusement

Adz — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 06:36:54 +0000

My daddies made an amusement park Here is a photo from the grand opening.

Random Amusement Park Opening Day

You can find Random Amusement Park at Random (108, 59, 501). It is open to all ages. There are bumper cars, water rides, a saloon, and two funhouses that you won’t find anywhere else in SL.

I Tickles

Adz — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 23:35:45 +0000

I Tickles David…

I Tickles Gemini…

I Tickles Johna…

I Tickles Lalelu…

( And Lalelu Tickles I ! )

I Tickles Lil…

I Tickles Trodden…

I Tickles Seth…

I Tickles Sok, while standing on a box…

I Tickles Zell…

But, what happens when I Tickles I?

…I wonder why?

Chick Watching

Adz — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 02:31:53 +0000

Orville, Hannah, Lolita, Mary, Sally, and Harry.

Those are the names of Sokmunky’s new baby chickens. Aren’t they cute? I set up a light bulb for them so they will be warm. They eat alot!

One died right away. Sok said that happens sometimes. I guess that makes the living ones more special.
Sok, me, Dakota, Gelgisith, David, and Leendert sat around Sok’s place and watched them walk around the pen and peck at little seeds all night long.

TE Special Title

Adz — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 01:23:37 +0000

Hail to the Que^H^H^H King! Coin Operated Boy Gemini Enfield is now King Gemini Enfield. I have been bestowed with a special title. I am no longer Prince Adz Childs. I am now Artificial Boy Adz Childs. And don’t you forget it!

To anyone interested in trying Tiny Empires, I recommend coming to The Vortex and joining the best kingdom, Vortex! We’ll hook you up! err I mean, we generously reward our loyal subjects.